Unprofessional guide to an artist 1.0.
How to identify an artist:
1. Has very fast and multiple mood swings.
2. Is very unorganized with his/her stuff.
3. Talks/writes in a very weird and hard-to-understand way.
4. Looks appealing even when unkempt.
5. Thinks all the things in the world are pointed towards art.
6. Looks at God as an artist like him/her self.
7. Is almost always late.
8. Dresses weird and/or has very weird articles in his/her closet. [ex. feather boa, etc]
9. Has a weird take on the meanings of colors and life in general.
10. Part [lousy] philosopher.
11. Appreciates art even in its most primitive form.
12. Has their own definition of beauty and/or love. [ex. Beauty is fleeting.]
13. Stays up late at night to do art.
14. Often attracted to a person who does not have artistic skills.
15. Often gay.
16. Very open and liberal unless he/she is a traditionalist.
17. Scary when angry. [yeah, he/she'll poke your eye with a paint brush]
18. Has [at least once] thought about suicide or killing everyone else around them and
often never carry them out.
19. Bad at directions.
20. Don't exactly follow a proper diet.
21. When really good at art, often really bad at Math.
22. Not to be interrupted during quiet time.
23. Often mistaken as people with psychological disorders or people with drug addiction.
24. Make for good friends expecially when you're down and their not PMS-ing.
25. Can see through people's facades better.
26. Have [at least once] experienced/is experiencing excruciating emotional pain. [that's like the diesel for their art machine]
27. Have a different body clock.
Paumanhin. Tinamad na akong magsalin nito sa tagalog dahil ang aga-aga at alas nuebe y medya ang misa na pupuntahan ko. Ang masasabi ko lang dito ay hindi ako isang "artist" dahil marami akong pagkukulang diyaan sa listahan. Ang listahan na ito ay koleksiyon ng pananaw ng iba't ibang tao tungkol sa mga taong ganyan. Hindi ko ito ibinaluktot upang sumang-ayon sa aking pananaw.
1. Has very fast and multiple mood swings.
2. Is very unorganized with his/her stuff.
3. Talks/writes in a very weird and hard-to-understand way.
4. Looks appealing even when unkempt.
5. Thinks all the things in the world are pointed towards art.
6. Looks at God as an artist like him/her self.
7. Is almost always late.
8. Dresses weird and/or has very weird articles in his/her closet. [ex. feather boa, etc]
9. Has a weird take on the meanings of colors and life in general.
10. Part [lousy] philosopher.
11. Appreciates art even in its most primitive form.
12. Has their own definition of beauty and/or love. [ex. Beauty is fleeting.]
13. Stays up late at night to do art.
14. Often attracted to a person who does not have artistic skills.
15. Often gay.
16. Very open and liberal unless he/she is a traditionalist.
17. Scary when angry. [yeah, he/she'll poke your eye with a paint brush]
18. Has [at least once] thought about suicide or killing everyone else around them and
often never carry them out.
19. Bad at directions.
20. Don't exactly follow a proper diet.
21. When really good at art, often really bad at Math.
22. Not to be interrupted during quiet time.
23. Often mistaken as people with psychological disorders or people with drug addiction.
24. Make for good friends expecially when you're down and their not PMS-ing.
25. Can see through people's facades better.
26. Have [at least once] experienced/is experiencing excruciating emotional pain. [that's like the diesel for their art machine]
27. Have a different body clock.
Paumanhin. Tinamad na akong magsalin nito sa tagalog dahil ang aga-aga at alas nuebe y medya ang misa na pupuntahan ko. Ang masasabi ko lang dito ay hindi ako isang "artist" dahil marami akong pagkukulang diyaan sa listahan. Ang listahan na ito ay koleksiyon ng pananaw ng iba't ibang tao tungkol sa mga taong ganyan. Hindi ko ito ibinaluktot upang sumang-ayon sa aking pananaw.
Isinulat ni Bonaks noong 9:01 AM
2 Comments:
hmm... aray tinamaan ako.
ouch??
panu ung gay??
lagi ba?
hehe
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