Goth vs Emo 2.0.

Kailangan ko na talagang mag-aral. Nakakatakot ang mga tao. Paano nila ako nahahanap sa Friendster? Hindi ko maintindihan. Buti nalang wala akong siryosong litrato doon kung hindi makikilala niyo n rin ako sa labas, kahit na hindi ako masyadong lumalabas.

Ano nga ba ang pakinabang ng Friendster? Kahit ako hindi ko alam. Ang natatanging nalalaman ko lamang ay nangongolekta ang mga tao ng ibang tao na kunwari ay kaibigan nila upang maipakita na marami silang kaibigan. O kaya naman ay upang mahanap ang kanilang mga hinahangaan. O di ba? Numero uno yun sa mga stalker sites! Totoo!

Pero dahil hindi ito friendster rants, nagsayang ka lang ng oras. Kung tutuusin nagsayang ka na talaga ng oras nang napadaan ka dito at binasa ang intro ko. Hahaha. Salamat sa iyong oras. Pero kailangan a nating talakayin ang pangalawang bahagi ng ating diskusyon. Kung nakita niyo ang malaking larawan na galing sa uncyclopedia, alam niyo na dapat kung tungkol saan ito, kung bulag kayo at hindi niyo nabasa ang titolo na nasa itaas ng larawan.

You are emo if most of these items on the list apply to you:
1. Dakilang reklamador.
2. Weapon of choice: blade [usually Gillette but a sharp pair of scissors will do]
3. Choice cuts: wrist, jugular vein[rare].
4. Usually anime enthusiasts.
5. Staple garment articles: tight rackista shirt, tight black pants, black leather cuff(s), chuck taylors/sneakers(black), black necklace.
6. Make up: EYELINER(black) [Yes guys, there are other eyeliner colors than black], bandage(optional)[wait, does that count as make-up?].
7. Hair: preferably black, bangs should COVER ONE EYE, short.
8. Staple facial expressions: depressed, sabog, sabaw.
9. Artistic especially in the realms of poetry and music.
10. Are mostly thin going anorexic in stature[ideally].
11. May either be suicidal or homicidal, which means they're a danger to themselves and/or others in extreme cases.
12. Have been accused of being a "mangkukulam" by their parents at least twice.
13. Heavily internet dependent or at least exposed to computer radiation 13-24 hours a day[meaning a lot. you get the general idea. basta matagal sa computer.]
14. Are always "misunderstood".
15. Should ideally be single because of their negative nature but are chick-magnets.
16. Pessimistic.
17. Main mode of communication: instant messengers, blogs, forums, chain mail(not sure), short messaging services and/or scrap paper thrown or passed around during class.


Mga Halimbawa: Fallout Boy, Linkin Park, Archie Allemana[?!?!], Green day, your little brother, Adolf Hitler, your rackistah friend, your English teacher, My Chemical Romance, your boyfriend, yung crush ng bayan.