Helos.
Ang sakit ng likod ko, @#$%^&* talaga. Hindi na rin importante yun. Pero masakit talaga. Hay buhay, parang bulak; magandang tignan ngunit pangit ang lasa nito. May saysay ba yun? Oo nga, tingin ko rin e. Alam mo yung pakiramdam na mas masaya sana ang buong mundo kung wala ka at dapat ay magpakamatay ka na sa sandaling ito? Alam na alam ko yun. Kaya nga kailangan medyo tumagal pa ako para maintindihan ng mundo ang ibig-sabihin ng hapdi, lalo na kung may ingrown kang kasing laki ng 10-wheeler na truck. Masakit yun ha.
Bago kong umpisahan ito, kung maaari ay kalimutan niyong nabasa niyo ang talatang nasa ibabaw. Salamat. Sa ngayon, inaantok ako dahil tatlong oras lang ang tulog ko dahil bumabalik ang insomnia ko. Alam kong wala kang pakialam pero naisulat ko na e. Nakakainis naman kapag buburahin ko pa para lang sayo. [kamot ulo]
Sige, mahaba na ata ito.
Iniisip ko, pag tanda ko, hindi siguro ako kukuha ng Ph D. Weird 'no? Dapat ang kabataan, kung saan ay nabibilang pa rin ako, ay mataas ang pangarap. Pero heto, imbes na mahumalig kami sa mga propesyonal, mas napapalayo pa kami.
Mga rason:
1. Calculus. They have Calculus in the test.
2. PhD jokes aren't funny nor are they well-thought of.
3. You'll be old by the time you finish and a large percentage(82%) of the respect given to you is by virtue of your mature age.
4. You will develop a beer belly.
5. Say good-bye to your hair.
6. You will be gay, even if you're already married to someone of the opposite sex.
7. You have a lot of useless information which compliments well with your underwhelming sense of philosophy.
8. You might become more intelligent but that doesn't guarantee that you won't be a moron in teaching.
9. Chronic laryngitis. I don't know if this is real or they're just doing that to look cool.
10. You don't need a PhD for everyone in the world to acknowledge that you are a "pilosopo".
11. Expensive. Well it is. Really.
12. You close yourself from the rest of the world because you are superior thanks to a piece of paper.
P. S. This is based on observations. OBSERVATIONS, people.
Bago kong umpisahan ito, kung maaari ay kalimutan niyong nabasa niyo ang talatang nasa ibabaw. Salamat. Sa ngayon, inaantok ako dahil tatlong oras lang ang tulog ko dahil bumabalik ang insomnia ko. Alam kong wala kang pakialam pero naisulat ko na e. Nakakainis naman kapag buburahin ko pa para lang sayo. [kamot ulo]
Sige, mahaba na ata ito.
Iniisip ko, pag tanda ko, hindi siguro ako kukuha ng Ph D. Weird 'no? Dapat ang kabataan, kung saan ay nabibilang pa rin ako, ay mataas ang pangarap. Pero heto, imbes na mahumalig kami sa mga propesyonal, mas napapalayo pa kami.
Mga rason:
1. Calculus. They have Calculus in the test.
2. PhD jokes aren't funny nor are they well-thought of.
3. You'll be old by the time you finish and a large percentage(82%) of the respect given to you is by virtue of your mature age.
4. You will develop a beer belly.
5. Say good-bye to your hair.
6. You will be gay, even if you're already married to someone of the opposite sex.
7. You have a lot of useless information which compliments well with your underwhelming sense of philosophy.
8. You might become more intelligent but that doesn't guarantee that you won't be a moron in teaching.
9. Chronic laryngitis. I don't know if this is real or they're just doing that to look cool.
10. You don't need a PhD for everyone in the world to acknowledge that you are a "pilosopo".
11. Expensive. Well it is. Really.
12. You close yourself from the rest of the world because you are superior thanks to a piece of paper.
P. S. This is based on observations. OBSERVATIONS, people.
Isinulat ni Bonaks noong 10:43 PM
2 Comments:
Dear, we'll survive all these PhD profs.. I hope.
4. You will develop a beer belly. --YOU WILL?? Ok lang yan, at least ngayon alam ko na ang pangarap mo sa buhay... Pero advice lang naman, sundan mo man o hindi, ikaw nang bahala--WAG MOOOOOOOOO!
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