Showerheads.
Wala na talaga ang creaitivity na noon kong taglay noong kakaumpisa ko pa lamang ng blog na ito. Hindi ko alam kung bakit. Humihina na rin ako sa paggamit ng Filipino dahil nag-aaral ako ng iba pang wika sa kasalukuyan. Kaya siguro ako nagsusulat ngayon ay dahil ninanais ko na walang pasok bukas dahil sa SONA (State of the Nation Address). Tungkol naman sa hindi ko pagsusulat, ang maisip ko lang na dahilan ay dahil nabalian ako sa ankle, kung ano man 'yun sa Filipino. Hindi ko alam kung ano ang kinalaman noon sa pagtigil ko sa pagsulat pansamantala. Malamang dahil ginagamit ko ang aking paa kung magsususat ako ng mga walang-kwentang bagay, pero halata naman na pinapahaba ko lang ang post na ito dahil wala nga talaga akong creativity sa umpisa pa lamang.
Hmmm...
Wala akong masabing maganda e.
Basta...life is pointless.
Pero corny na ang linyang iyon e. Kaya ibabahagi ko na lang ang iniisip ko kaninang naliligo ako. Ipagpaumanhin sana ng mambabasa[kung mayroon man] kung nakasulat ito sa Ingles.
In this generation, everything is going wireless, phones[okay, so this was already a decade ago.], computer mice[is that correct?], internet, etc. So why didn't they invent "wireless" showerheads?
1. Water cannot be transferred via infrared, bluetooth, e-mail, etc.
2. No one would be stupid enough to take a bath inside the bedroom, kitchen or the mall.
3. Bringing showerheads to school isn't exactly what you'd say "cool" would you?
4. If water can't be transfered through any kind of radio signal, that means that the showerhead would have to have a tank of its own and a heater to go with it, which would be heavy and utterly absurd to "carry" around.
5. Showerheads come in boring colors.
6. Why bother filling it up with water?
Why should they invent them?
1. It's convenient when the water won't go up to the thirtieth floor where you're in.
2. Because everything is going wireless even people who date have no strings attached.
3. It saves water in that there is a definite amount you can use for the time being.
4. People will love it anyway. Consumerism has made it a point to make stupid people buy absolutely anything as long as they add some designs and do the right advertising approach even though the invention is incredibly idiotic. Hopefully, they won't use Manny Pacquiao anymore. [I don't want to see an advertisement of him taking a shower. Eww.]
5. It's easier to spike the bath water that way, such as adding urine, food coloring, blood, etc. [That goes for nice people like me who give other people lovely surprises.]
6. It goes on batteries, obviously. People love batteries.
P. S. Hindi ako gumagamit ng ihi kapag nagiging mabait ako sa mga tao. I never use urine. Thank you.
Hmmm...
Wala akong masabing maganda e.
Basta...life is pointless.
Pero corny na ang linyang iyon e. Kaya ibabahagi ko na lang ang iniisip ko kaninang naliligo ako. Ipagpaumanhin sana ng mambabasa[kung mayroon man] kung nakasulat ito sa Ingles.
In this generation, everything is going wireless, phones[okay, so this was already a decade ago.], computer mice[is that correct?], internet, etc. So why didn't they invent "wireless" showerheads?
1. Water cannot be transferred via infrared, bluetooth, e-mail, etc.
2. No one would be stupid enough to take a bath inside the bedroom, kitchen or the mall.
3. Bringing showerheads to school isn't exactly what you'd say "cool" would you?
4. If water can't be transfered through any kind of radio signal, that means that the showerhead would have to have a tank of its own and a heater to go with it, which would be heavy and utterly absurd to "carry" around.
5. Showerheads come in boring colors.
6. Why bother filling it up with water?
Why should they invent them?
1. It's convenient when the water won't go up to the thirtieth floor where you're in.
2. Because everything is going wireless even people who date have no strings attached.
3. It saves water in that there is a definite amount you can use for the time being.
4. People will love it anyway. Consumerism has made it a point to make stupid people buy absolutely anything as long as they add some designs and do the right advertising approach even though the invention is incredibly idiotic. Hopefully, they won't use Manny Pacquiao anymore. [I don't want to see an advertisement of him taking a shower. Eww.]
5. It's easier to spike the bath water that way, such as adding urine, food coloring, blood, etc. [That goes for nice people like me who give other people lovely surprises.]
6. It goes on batteries, obviously. People love batteries.
P. S. Hindi ako gumagamit ng ihi kapag nagiging mabait ako sa mga tao. I never use urine. Thank you.
Isinulat ni Bonaks noong 4:21 PM
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